Snatch his or her heart away with these alternative Valentine’s Day gifts for CrossFitters.
These matching CrossFit statement tank tops
You’d be a jerk not to get you and your bae one of these.
This Valentine’s card only a CrossFitter can relate to
Because women love men with humor. Hopefully, she finds CrossFit puns humorous.
Brand spankin’ new matching kicks
For you and your solemate.
An intimate dinner for two
Paleo, of course.
To keep those hands worthy to hold
This heart rate monitor
Not as romantic as roses, but definitely more useful. It lasts longer too!
A Drake workout mixtape
Drake knows Valentine’s Day.
A pair of printed compression shorts
To keep her warm and ready, if you know what I mean.
These jump ropes
Because true, everlasting happiness comes in the form of unbroken double-unders
A hand spa treatment
Those abused palms need some lovin’ too!
This box of Quest Bars
Technically still a box of chocolates.
These CrossFit knee socks
Because fetish. Also because deadlifts.
Nothing says “I love you” like having protein farts together.
A box date
Experts believe that exercise is an effective aphrodisiac. After sweating it out at the box, you’ll be more than ready to sweat it out in bed! Get at it, love birds!