Bro-tastic Find: Breast Kettlebells

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It doesn’t matter if you’re doing a Russian or an American Kettlebell Swing, if you use these breast-shaped kettlebells, at least one muscle group in your body will get swole. Ehem.

306 Creative Communication Agency, a Ukraine-based ad agency, has come up with these boob-shaped kettlebells to be sold in sporting goods stores and fitness clubs. According to them, these unique set of weights are: “Sports equipment for real men, who think about women all the time even when the iron is held in the hands.” Yes, because that’s a problem we all have every time we go to the box.

These “performance enhancing” kettlebells come in 16, 24, and 32 kilograms, selling for $375, $435, and $495, respectively.